Sleepy Mary

Mary Brown was always sleeping. Everywhere. The Wal-Mart, Home, Movies, and at Sunday School.

So One Day Mary was sitting next to a boy called Johnny in her Sunday School Class. As Usual she was sleeping.

The teacher, Mrs FrankStein asked a question. ' Who created Adam and Eve?'

Johnny got out pin and poked it on Mary's leg.

'GOD' exclaimed Mary in pain.

'Correct' said the Teacher. 'Who was God's son?'

Johnny poked it again.

'JESUS' exclaimed Mary in pain.

'Correct' said the teacher. 'What did Eve say to Adam after she bore his last son?'

Johnny did it again

'IF YOU STICK THAT THING UP ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL STICK IT UP YOUR A-HOLE!' exclaimed Mary Brown

She was then excluded and grew up to be an acholic with two Kids. Poppy the sleepy head. And Polly the sleepy head

By Candace Dean from New York Class Leave Number 1... Leave a comment